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A rundown of all the celebrity cameos would explain the movie just as well, as that seems to be the only principle guiding Smith’s screenplay. To spend more time explaining “the plot” would be redundant.
READ MORE: Kevin Smith Defends Actress Daughter, Harley Quinn, Against Online Bullies: ‘Don’t Be Useless’ The only person who believes them is a mysterious detective named Guy Lapointe (an unrecognizable Johnny Depp with a false nose and moving moles), who shows up to jailbreak them and find the real killer. The Colleens finish off what they think are the last of the Bratzis, only to find themselves in jail for killing Hunter. As soon as the Colleens smash one Bratzi, splaying their sauerkraut insides all over the floor of the Zed, ten more appear. is to crawl up a person’s butt through the intestines and out the throat, breaking necks along the way. After successfully defending themselves, the Colleens find they have bigger problems in the form of tiny Nazis made of bratwurst, called “Bratzis,” whose M.O. Turns out, Hunter is a devil worshipper who only wants Colleen M. When the girls invite Hunter to “the Zed” for a party of their own, things take a turn for the strange. But Colleen C.’s dad, played to great comic effect by Tony Hale, enlists them to work on a Friday night when his girlfriend (Natasha Lyonne) whisks him away to Niagra Falls for a surprise weekend getaway (one small upside to the film is the unadulterated joy Hale exhibits for Niagra Falls, which is particularly amusing). When the dreamy Hunter Calloway (Austin Butler) invites them to a senior party, the sophomore Colleens are ecstatic. (Depp) work the register at the Eh-2-Zed, a convenience store in Winnipeg. READ MORE: ‘Mallrats’ Television Series: Kevin Smith Announces 10-Episode Season The result is a star-studded collage of disparate sketches, the only thing holding each together being each wildly differing Canadian accent.
Because you can do that for your kid when you’re a movie director. The two teens are friends in real life, and had such great chemistry onscreen in “Tusk” that Smith decided to write them a movie. George Clooney Thinks Johnny Depp and Mark Wahlberg Must ‘Regret’ Turning Down ‘Ocean’s 11’Ī spinoff of a scene from his 2014 Sundance film “ Tusk,” “Yoga Hosers” stars Smith’s daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, and Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily-Rose Depp. The phone-addicted heroines in “Yoga Hosers,” however, could have used a bit more erudite and a little less loser. Early critical successes “Clerks” and “Chasing Amy” captured the folly of youth from Smith’s erudite loser point of view. Similarly, he opined, “’Clerks’ was just a desperate act of somebody who wanted to see the movie ‘Clerks.’” Making movies for Kevin Smith is what Kevin Smith does best, and for many years it worked. “Honestly, ‘Yoga Hosers’ is the movie I wanted to see back when I was a 12 year old girl,” director Kevin Smith told audiences before a recent screening of the feature. READ MORE: ‘Yoga Hosers’ Exclusive Clip: Kevin Smith’s Latest Horror-Comedy Will Have a One-Night Only Film Event Nationwide When the mysterious Canadian Nazi Andronicus Arcane (Ralph Garman) reveals the stomach-churning creature he has stitched together from the bodies of his murder victims during the dramatic climax of “ Yoga Hosers,” he orders the monster to murder all “haters and critics.” With that in mind, this critic will proceed with caution.
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